Calculating his demise

"I had Lola on the couch with me last night, and she was just staring at me."

"Oh, yea? What do you think she was thinking about? Was she gathering intelligence?"

"Like, when she's going to kill me?"

"Yea."

"'He's still too strong for me. He could still take me down. I'll wait about two years then kill him...

Wait, I have no sense of time!

Has it been two years? I don't know!

Could I kill him yet?

No, he's still too strong. I'll wait about two years then kill him.'"

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[vsr]

NO ONE, not even a dog, has the right to kill my son-in-law ... so there!