About the dogs...
"Did you give them D-I-N-N-E-R?"
"No, I gave them B-R-E-A-K ... F-A-S-T."
"Can you S-P-E-L-L?"
"N-O."
"Did you give them D-I-N-N-E-R?"
"No, I gave them B-R-E-A-K ... F-A-S-T."
"Can you S-P-E-L-L?"
"N-O."
You know how you wake up some mornings and think everything is fine, nothing is wrong, all is well? Yay! You're thinking I'm going to get up, do some work, call some people, maybe get lunch somewhere fun. Then your dog emerges from under the bed and he's shaking his head, leaning to the left and can't lift his head up straight because OUCH MY EAR MOM! SERIOUSLY! MOM! MY EAR! So you lift up his ear and it's fire-breathing chili pepper red and kind of smells funny. Suddenly the easy TGIF kinda day unfolds into trips to and from the vet, worrying about the dog and loosing 200 bucks before you've even had a cup of coffee.